prettyboyshyflizzy:

thatdudeemu:

thatdudeemu:

Me and my co worker was about to fight cause we both ordered pizzas and he thought I stole his and just wasn’t giving it back to him

Nigga was willing to lose his job over the 10 dollar dinner box

im so dead right now

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

(via retiredjesus)

stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

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getting stuck on the next level

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(via userbar)

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

(Source: andromeda4002019, via iusedtobeorgasm)